The Nets should be proud of themselves.
After last night’s disgusting 79-68 loss to the Charlotte Bobcats in Charlotte last night, the Nets redefined the word “ugly.” Last night’s performance was so over-the-top ugly, it helped bring back a nostalgic wave of “your momma is so ugly” jokes for me. For example:
The Nets were so ugly, they had more turnovers (26) than field goals (25).
The Nets were so ugly, they held the Bobcats to 32.4 percent shooting (including 19 percent in the first half), and they still lost by 11 points.
The Nets were so ugly, they scored 7 points in the third quarter.
Last one. The Nets were so ugly, they went more than 10 minutes in the second half without scoring a single point.
It’s almost inconceivable to me that a professional NBA team could play so poorly. The Nets have a number of built-in excuses. Their youth and inexperience has already been discussed ad nauseum, and the injuries are piling up. Devin Harris joined Keyon Dooling, Tony Battie and Jarvis Hayes over the weekend. And then, midway through the third quarter, Yi Jianlian colliding with Gerald Wallace and sprained his knee. He’s now on his way to get an MRI on his knee, and is certain to miss some time.
But these excuses don’t explain a third quarter that I still can’t fully wrap my head around. Let’s look at a sequence of Nets possessions from the point Yi went down with his injury:
5:46: Brook Lopez, turnover.
5:28: Bobby Simmons three-point missed.
5:01: Lopez offensive foul, turnover.
4:23: Terrence Williams jump shot missed. Shot clock violation. Team turnover.
3:57: Simmons jump shot missed.
3:22: Alston jump shot missed.
2:43: Williams jump shot missed.
2:01: Chris Douglas-Roberts layup missed.
And it goes on like this until the 8:38 mark in the fourth quarter, where CDR made a layup and was fouled on the play.
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